Archive for January, 2008

Scientologyland

I’m in London, infiltrating a Scientology community. They’ve taken over the city, claiming all of London’s precious history as their own. I ride the free Scientology train across the city, pretending to be one of them. A big English man stops me as I exit the tubes. “Where you headed boy?” “Oh, I’m just seeing [...]

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Suffixiousness

I woke up this morning with a new word floating around from my dreams. After searching google and the Urban Dictionary, I have verified that nobody has defined or used this word yet on the interweb. Once it’s approved on Urban Dictionary, it will be there. For now, it’s here: suffixiousness –noun 1. excessive suffixes [...]

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