I spent the night looking for my cat. At one point, after I fell asleep, I found him hanging out on the street, cleaning himself, with a blue collar and a new name tag. He had been catnapped by a neighbor and given away as a gift. We found the people who took him through [...]

Everyone was speaking acitaciously in my dream last night: a·ci·ta·cious [ah-si-tey-shuhs] –adjective 1. characterized by supplying the suffix -acity on words that may not need it. 2. a type of suffixiousness, using -acity as the main instrument of verbal bludgeoning. Example: Person A: “My cleveracity is too great for you.” Person B: “Your meageracious, acitacious [...]

I’m on an unknown island with a bunch of tourists. The trees are strange, like a cross between Palms and Redwoods. Sometimes they look upside down, fruit on the bottom and roots in the high sky. I have come to this place for treatment. I have a tree growing in my scull. It was planted [...]